Blame It On The Baby

Is this how it's gonna be all my life? Always blaming it on the baby?

You see, lately my Mummy's been feeling very sick right around dinner time. She needs to go to the bathroom. Then when she comes out, she says, "It's the baby's fault!"... what did I do??

Then, everytime my Mummy stands on those things called scales, she looks at the numbers, and says, "Oh, it's because of the baby!" How is that??

Finally, today when Daddy wanted to watch the football on TV, Mummy made him drive all the way to the other side of Singapore to buy some Shanghai dumplings that cannot be bought anywhere else (the right quality ones anyway - sheng jian bao)... Mummy said that's something called 'cravings'... and that is somehow also my fault!!!

Always blaming it on the baby!!!! *sigh*