Sunday, April 18, 2010

How To Play A Trick On Your Parents

0 comments Sunday, April 18, 2010
I discovered the coolest way to play a trick on your parents!!

Last week, my Mummy and Daddy were so very excited, because the nice doctor said that he would be able to confirm if I was a boy or a girl (remember he said last time that he thinks I'm probably a boy - but it had to be a big secret still).

So here's what I did... when the nurse put that freezing cold ointment on Mummy's tummy again and started looking inside, I crossed my legs!! Haha - and I kept them that way the whole time. Now nobody still knows if I'm a boy or a girl (just me!!).

I guess Mummy and Daddy will just need to keep guessing - Daddy found a website where it tells him what I should be (I copied and pasted the information below). I think that's even funnier, because even though I don't understand any of the stuff, Mummy said that it's all mixed up. They are more confused than ever!!

So here I am now at 16-weeks in Mummy's tummy... and I'm smarter than both of my parents!! I know things that they don't know!! Oh, I feel so happy... :)



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I'm a Boy If:

•You didn't experience morning sickness in early pregnancy
•Your baby's heart rate is less than 140 beats per minute
•You are carrying the extra weight out front
•Your belly looks like a basketball
•Your areolas have darkened considerably
•You are carrying low
•You are craving salty or sour foods
•You are craving protein -- meats and cheese
•Your feet are colder than they were before pregnancy
•The hair on your legs has grown faster during pregnancy
•Your hands are very dry
•Your pillow faces north when you sleep
•Dad-to-be is gaining weight, right along with you
•Pregnancy has you looking better than ever
•Your urine is bright yellow in color
•Your nose is spreading
•You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves in circles
•You are having headaches
•You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an even number

I'm a Girl If:

•You had morning sickness early in pregnancy
•Your baby's heart rate is at least 140 beats per minute
•You are carrying the weight in your hips and rear
•Your left breast is larger than your right breast
•Your hair develops red highlights
•You are carrying high
•Your belly looks like a watermelon
•You are craving sweets
•You are craving fruit
•You crave orange juice
•You don't look quite as good as normal during pregnancy
•You are moodier than usual during pregnancy
•Your face breaks out more than usual
•You refuse to eat the heel of a loaf of bread
•Your breasts have really blossomed!
•Your pillow faces south when you sleep
•Your urine is a dull yellow color
•You hang your wedding ring over your belly and it moves from side to side
•You add your age at the time of conception and the number for the month you conceived and the sum is an odd number

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